Ciné and
Ernst Lubitsch
To the city that gave us radium,
pasteurisation, and the first
honest map of the human immune
deficiency virus, to say
nothing of the little black
dress, the largest holdings
in Greece's bonded debt, and
the boulevard, itself:
with awe we turn again
to the house of Dior,
for the adjustable rate
waistband, with no taint
of elastic to offend the
ethos of le smoking as we
know it: tailored with a
witty secondary pouch,
coct for convenient resort
without deformation in the
global credit system.
Who can doubt, then, that
fashion's final frontier -
the homologation of the
snapping turtle - is just
around the corner?
I think it must be fair
to say, very few of us
have not known the pain
of leaving our snapper
behind. Now that we can
see, that the well-
rounded man has the at-
tention of Dior, what
room is there for fear?
i-ii Nikolas Sachs