Not the merriest of months,
this one, for little Donny
Thump-Thump. His genius in
deceiving some males seems
to be abandoning him, just
as they recall they have a
mother, a sister, a friend.
There is a breed standard,
after all.

It's not enough to commend the rest of us, for somehow having mastered the art as well as the intent, of loitering for the doughnut shop to open. But it does seem to be the case, that great undiscovered pockets of society have never been filled with the range of interests which can transform frustration into a diverting if not wholly comforting contest. For them, water's only rain.