Not since his all-nighter
in the loading dock of the
Pierre Hotel has Gérard so
mystified us, as when he ac-
cepted a chum's invitation
to spend Christmas at Guan-
tánamo, that exclusive thumb
of Cuba where our very most distinguished guests are dom-
iciled, their distance from
our shores renewed in this
week's shining Budget Deal,
hailed far and wide as the
very model, given the alter-
native, of how to govern.
And we thought Cromwell's
New Model Army was austere.
Probably ours is hiring?
But now, already Gérard succumbs to a whiff of good cop/bad cop conster-nation, such as can beset the best of us, subjected to any instrumentality of protection by our State, whence now and then he ventures to the infir-mary, taking counsel with Abdulaziz, who'd just graduated from Riyadh when we brought him to our beach.
That was 12 years ago.
Here is what he told Gérard:
Here is what he told Gérard:
Praise God, who placed
a garden and an orchard
in my bosom
so they will be with me
always.
Abdulaziz
I Shall Not Complain
Marc Falkoff, editor
op. cit.