Mirth - not an experience so
often associated with Graham
Greene as it is with mascul-
ine disappointment in our Age
of Bob Dole - is what floats
to the surface as Peter takes
Poopy to Antibes, to dispatch his honeymoon chores. Oops. Yet, with aid of a pair of
humane interior designers
(and I know, this is not merely plural but redundant), his conjugal distraction is
relieved in the usual way, and he returns to his bride with such elation in the acquisition of two new chums as to impart it with no trace of his previous reserve. And what a blessèd convenience, that the new couple's manse must be so extensively redone.
You can well imagine my bemusement, on discovering this classic of Greene's virtually on the day of my marriage's dissolution in Santa Clara County; and such a svelte little Penguin it is, as almost the cornerstone of my decor to this day. Yet as Tolstoy says, not all alliances dissolve for the same reason; in mine, one of us didn't care for California. I beg you to believe. How enormously I'd have preferred a clever pergola for our tidepool than to have paid a pack of lawyers to leave us alone. I cannot drive down to Monterey Bay, and see the sea otters crack the abalone open on their chests, without the sense that gastronomy, too, saves a California marriage.
Graham Greene
May We Borrow Your Husband?
1967
Penguin and Bodley Head, 1969©