Showing posts with label sport. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sport. Show all posts

Saturday, September 19, 2020

Word from the land of always something

 




Word came to Americans some time in
the evening of the 18th that a hold-
out against replacement on the high
court had passed from the scene, al-
lowing speculation of whether, how,
when, by whom something definitive
would be done about this. This was
not the first intrusion on a wedding
anniversary of mine, when a highly
presentable plate of rognons de veau
was first served to me on the night
of my farewell to the East Coast. I
found myself back here eventually,
unmarried, and although cured of com-
memorating occasions with food, still
easily consoled by a determined defer-
ence to offal.

This latest bulletin in the struggle
for power in the United States found
me just as glad to be able to rely on
my friends already to be in earnest,
plotting various interventions. No 
one had telephoned me, anguished to
be reminded, how to breathe, and I
found myself managing equally well,
once I'd recalled the virtues of 
fresh coffee. Not for this house-
hold, then, will hands be wrung in
wonder of what will become of life
for another 40 terms of this court;
no swooning on the indignity of the
present power structure's swan song
of bottomless villainy. Possibly,
some frantic defections from that
cabal can be negotiated; possibly
a bolt of gastronomic clarity will
descend upon the illumination of
well-grazed kidneys, but in any
case, calving season will return, 
in all its telling raucousness.

For more than 50 years, a tenuous
claim to a position in the general
population and an ill-bred fixation
on the mythology of judicial review
have left me with the conviction 
set out above, that one's time can
much more securely be invested in
a study of the classics in cuisine
than in the tergiversations of a
casuist tradition under demagog-
ic appointment. Enough, please, 
of heroes of magical powers. Win
games, breed good beasts, honor
reality. 

Now. That's revenge.











Monday, March 2, 2020

The field, unwinnowed





  The withdrawal of Pete Buttigieg 
  does not leave the field of can-
  didates for the Democratic nomin-
  ation properly winnowed, so much
  as it sustains his renown for a
  shrewd appraisal of his position.
  He's left before he'd be crushed.





  Lest we forget, a winnowing is
  supposed to dispose of the chaff,
  not the grain, but the reverse
  befalls us all, in the resulting
  concentration of expectation up-
  on alternatives perfectly matched
  in dispiriting unacceptability:
  a noisy, confused fundamentalist
  for justice, and a maudlin wreck
  of a vapid egotist. Yes, our own
  intact, but its intactness looks
  like a symptom of being ignored.




  Our responses are already be-
  ing assiduously shaped to pre-
  serve Buttigieg as the polite
  and valiant spokesman, for a
  future he was allowed more to
  embody than to rally, having
  argued (assiduously) for con-
  geniality over conviction, if
  the latter requires more than
  goodwill toward an inoffensive
  outcome. Betting all one's
  chips on one's private life, 
  to evince a capacity for com-
  mitment, turns out not to be
  so winning as he'd thought. 




Has our political history ever presented us with such a striking case, of a candidate who so squandered the virtues of youth as to campaign against them all at every turn: naïveté, fire, fecundity, iconoclasm,
He campaigned as the knight of the managerial class he was hired by McKinsey to be, not as the knight of the risk-welcoming class of the politician he most disdained, Elizabeth Warren. To think: in a single generation, everything we learned from John F. Kennedy, Robert Ken-nedy, and Ronald Reagan, submerged in a porridge of bland calculation, was offered as the tocsin of a "new generation of leaderhip." Yes, he did it ingratiatingly, and yet why, therefore, did our connoisseur class fail to tell him what the winner would be serving? 

The field is the loser, for this gainless occlusion of the qualities of youth, but for the persistence of Elizabeth Warren. One fine day she, too, may be counseled to do the noble thing, but I think it is likelier that she would be defeated by others' flight from nobility. 











Bruce Davidson
Whitby
ca 1960

Harris Dickinson






Saturday, January 18, 2020

Saturday commute clxxvii: Going once


                                           





I don't know what I may seem to
the world. But as to myself I
seem to have been only like a 
boy playing on the seashore and
diverting myself in now and then 
finding a smoother pebble or pret-
tier shell than ordinary, whilst 
the great ocean of truth lay all 
undiscovered before me.

                         Newton
















David Brewster
Memoirs of the Life,
  Writings and Discoveries
  of Sir Isaac Newton
Cambridge University, 1855©




Friday, January 3, 2020

Suppose it were Friday clxxii: The night they invented champagne





The phrase comes from an obscure
Broadway musical from an equally
unremarked century, the previous 
one. But we take heart, the wine
is still recognized, even as the
turtleneck and the pea coat have
vanished, with much more finali-
ty than the male waistline. Hope
for a song extolling long pants,
then, if you favor your moorings
in the present era. Now the pro-
fession of basketball is the on-
ly serious threat to the reputa-
tion of champagne, but while its
pants do keep getting longer, it
asks too much to expect to see a 
break concealing an endorsement.

But LVMH, who produce more cham-
page than anyone else, also cer-
tainly hawk shoes as well, so we
must soon see our czars of cham-
pagne consumption sipping from a
shoe with the same logotype. Dom
Pérignon sneakers are inevitable.

How providently, then, we subdue
the past. Back when we had Gigi,
the aromatics of a gym shoe were
thought to signify a wine fault.
How elegantly our status symbols
ascend from the soles of virtue. 













Mathias Lauridsen
  Cerruti 1881






Sunday, December 15, 2019

Sunday nibbled sleeve xii: Connecticut young




 Newtown High beat Darien yesterday,
 in the final seconds of a game that
 was tied, 7-7. Seven years ago, the
 same players survived a conflict we
 couldn't save them from, without an
 abuse of some Constitutional right.
 Whose rites were written in heaven?















Thursday, October 24, 2019

Game on






  I always know a game
  is interesting, if I 
  do not care who wins
  or know their names.










Thursday, August 22, 2019

Danish borders we have known





Who knew that the present era,
such as it is, might come to be
defined by that Kierkegaardrail
against expansive idiocy, that
Danish aperçu-to-go with coffee,
the absurd. A pity, that from a
Queens so awash in Danish pastry,
a politician should have emerged
to stalk the earth with ignorance
as phosphorescent as his hair, on-
ly to gain his comeuppance from a
better of her territorial integ-
rity than to cede it, McConnell-
ishly, to his silly bluster. It
wasn't so much that his nation
had furnished no rejoinder, that
set the morning papers abuzz to
that when it finally did arrive,
it should have tripped so obvious-
ly and irrefutably from a culture
not known for power plays at all.

Ladies' Javelin aside, of course.


























Thursday, August 15, 2019

Šli and the family stone






The upper Adriatic is not the most
fertile setting for dreaming up a
tease for the American president,
but that's where the esteemed col-
umnist for The New York Times, by
way of the internet, found one at
an hour I will not mention. Still,
to read Gail Collins by the dawn's
early light would be such a tonic
for those who stay up in the dark
to cavort in her latest fantasy, I
feel others may follow one's lead.

Her latest foray into presidential
interaction is so promising in its
particulars, and flawless in expres-
sion, that I commend it without a
single excerpt to spoil a delicious
sequencing of inspired irritants. If
you are not too elderly to withstand
the occasional ribald allusion, the
whole tenor of the thing encourages
being read to the tides, high or low.



















Gail Collins
How to torture Trump
  Who's less popular than
  Elton John?
The New York Times
August 14, 2019




Friday, August 2, 2019

Suppose it were Friday clxxvi: Pretenders, everywhere





What do you say, we give contenders
for the nomination a pass for their
election, in the precedents for ex-
ploitive distraction set by the guy
who's got the job, despite himself?
He, and what he has done to the def-
inition of leadership are the issue.




This is not rocket science. Leader-
ship is not revealed by attrition.
It resists attrition, and it wins.



















Nancy Pelosi
Speaker of the House
The New York Times©
June 26, 2019






Thursday, August 1, 2019

The menswear candidate





A friend of mine remarked the other
day, not a little incontestably, it 
was a dark day for menswear when the 
Presidency lost this man. Those who
lived through that scintillating ep-
och have forgotten the lateral lisp,
an aplomb in the figure at all times,
even the stern rebuke of Big Steel's
impertinent price increase, through
a veil of awesomely apposite deport-
ment, calling into question how much
his clothes really do make the man,
now that we see what little Brioni
have done to humanize the incumbent.

But I stray. Laying not very far o-
ver the horizon of the next Presid-
ency, we spy a candidate who offers,
not to say threatens, to refute the
proposition that one can be made to
seem to wear what others may place
upon one's back. Tar and feathers,
for instance; or merely, a drumbeat-
en wash of hoary phobic effigies.

Have we so soon forgotten Mr Biden's
praise of an African American run-
ning, for being surprisingly clean? 

The mayor of South Bend, a place
not so far west in The Philadelphia
Story as Duluth, offers cheerily to
be elected to this office by charm-
ing the pants off the capitalist in-
telligentsia, and lightening them
of merry wads of patronage. Every-
one is tacitly avoiding the thought 
of how he shall be dressed by the
other side, if he should gain the
nomination to run for that office.

An air of make-believe, not hugely
different from the spell which ab-
sorbed the literati in Camelot, is
suspended by satisfaction with how
he dresses himself. In Center Right
and in Center Left, the sound of
ice cubes clinking in a giddy flux
is wonderfully reminiscent of the
blitheness of the last candidacy,
oblivious to the coral in the way.

Ah, but how splendid now to don
the noble togs of chivalry, what-
ever the rules of the game.



















Saturday, June 15, 2019

Saturday commute clxxii: Exits we've been offered




  I suppose it's just me, but if I were
  a track star, I'd think twice, before
  entertaining advice to quit the field
  on a seduction of elevating myself in








































ii  William Gedney
     Shilling in New York
     1967





Wednesday, May 8, 2019

Origins of Wednesday xciv: The inside lane





                  ...    How can I the miraculous scenery
       of my life dissuade? It's the opposite of Sisyphus, and
       will replace my nape, that buttered seat of venery,
       with the prairied shoulders of a friendly hand.



















Donald Allen, editor
  Light Cavalry
  [fragment]
1953
San Francisco
2013©

Jamie Squire
  Maximum Security
  and trainer,
  Churchill Downs
May 4th, 2019
Getty Images©