Cranky aubergines

Mme Reid-Gaillard writes

the indispensable kitchen

garden blog referenced in

Context, and captures the

volatility of the season 

as few have done, in her 

current entry:

    You always blame the 

weather for the fact that 

your aubergines are a few 

centimeters shorter than 

the neighbors, your hot 

peppers have only started 

flowering or your tomatoes 

persist on remaining green. 

It's a gardeners preroga-

tive to moan!

I don't think one could put dismay with one's aubergines any more poignantly than she has done, especially in her adoption of the comparative frame of reference; and with the season now so advanced upon its evanescent trajectory, who can afford to wait for hot peppers to reach veraison? This is horticultural cruelty at its nakedest imperviousness to aspiration, to say nothing of good works and good will. Nor is this ultimately a matter so much of knowing that somewhere a neighbor is proffering a plusher aubergine, as it is a crisis of underripening, per se, in which the very shade of the fruit proclaims it, never mind its scale. Moan? Rage, rather, against the persistence of tart hues.

One feels an almost natural 

dread of tribal culling in 

any botanical failure, and

while she manages to keep

it together with resilient

culinary wit, I know there

are many of us whose first

recourse might be to our

usual suspects, the gods.

I, for my part, have too

much respect for the pow-

er of prayer, and can ill

afford an overcorrection,

of clumsy side effects.

So if New York does go ahead, to elect a flasher, mayor

Do you think he'll
allow any day when
they won't have to
see, you know, it?
That's sort of the
thing, it seems to
me, not a fellow's
compulsiveness but
his making it com-
pulsory to notice.

It's like the Com-
monwealth of Vir-
ginia spouting Fox
News in every In-
terstate pit stop.
Shame doesn't live
there anymore.

Blue 78 in Los Angeles

      People who don't know Los

      Angeles, who wish to dis-

      tinguish it by fragments

      they believe have some ca-

      chet, miss that is a whole

      space, not The Blue Boy by

      himself in San Marino. The

      permeating golden light is

      why we recognise him there,

      but that gilt frame is cast

      about him everywhere. Born

      in the neighborhood of The

      Blue Boy, I was taken often

      to see him, and to roll my-

      self down the slope of his

      gardens from his perch on

      Oxford hill. But even then,

      by its light I knew my world.

Saturday commute lxxxv: A New Orleans specific

I live in a region whose prevailing culture rests on the seductive conviction that there is nothing to be done about life. Some of this aversion to progressive tampering derives from anticipating another life, often called the next, where all scores will be settled unfailingly in one’s favour, anyway; some, from a conditioned avoidance of labour; and some of it comes from the captive’s delectation of shared secular oppressions. 

To sustain us through the meteorological amenities of our Summer, we turn often to New Orleans, a settlement in a marsh at the confluence of a fat and undisciplined Ganges and a torpid and polluted gulf, bubbling sultrily along as if there were nothing to be done about it, with Nova Scotia no more than a boarding pass away. This accounts, inter alia, for the philosophical acceptance by an apocalyptic Texan head of state toward the rinsing mystery of a destructive storm, to say nothing of the widespread indigenous erasure of the palate with peppers.

Yet if there is a lingua franca with which to reach these people it is, quite famously, distilled spirits, in which even the justifiable one - Scotch - can be trusted to weather the great crossing into the morass of New Orleans in Summer. I happened, therefore, to recommend a certain lighter brand of malt whisky to a friend visiting there for the season. This is a pale nectar, tempered for some years in casks of long experience of Sauternes, and his imaginative palate leapt at the suggestion with that underresearched zeal of taste for conforming to circumstances. I don’t know that he’ll try it, but he has still a youngster’s sense of what matters, and he’s been down there only a few days.

Dies Bildnis ist bezaubernd schön

We seem to be undergoing another of those ages of demand for high resolution in what we call, our media. Every such age adopts a new consensus for defining definition, going invariably further astray from the original imprint. The degradation these awakenings inflict upon the senses, is one thing, their stripping of mentalities, another. In this I do not refer to the passive presumption, that if the image can be presented with sufficient acuity, it will impose no demands upon perception. I refer to the flight from experience, itself. If one wants to know the sound of the piano, one must first know where it comes from. Yet again, Bonaparte was right. One must play the piano.

It gets so late, some nights

Last night, on the eve of the 4th anniversary of the fall of the Bastille, Marat was assassinated and promptly commemorated by his friend, David. It precipitated the placement of the Terror on the a-genda of the fledgling Convention, Jacobins supporting it against domestic enemies and the Girondins invoking it against hostile for-eign powers. Phrases like, you're with us or you're against us, history is over, we will not await attack poured fast throughout the capital, indignant organs of media churning them, the Law of Suspects sailing through the Convention two days later, 220 years ago. 

Who would inherit such a country?

Arno J. Mayer

The Furies:
  Violence and Terror

  in the French and Russian

  Revolutions

Princeton University Press, 2000©

I was thinking of blowing off Bastille Day

I was thinking of blowing off Bastille Day this year, with deference to a friend who selected this radiant date, a year ago, to be locked into the kind of matrimony permit-ted even in Dixie. Honestly, I've rather had my fill of matrimony in recent days, and I have to say again that it is not the first of the Rights of Man to leap into one's heart, as one reflects upon our chronic fortress prisons of less cheer. Matrimony was a fun redoubt to take, but an easy one, and now I think the best thing to be said, is that it's behind us. 

Paraphrasing Bonaparte, If you wish to take Vienna, don't hang about Paris.

Has anyone ever written Charles Lamb's deathless Bachelor's Complaint, from the inside, out? Oh, millions upon millions, yes, have waxed (waned?) on matrimony's genius for stripping one of friends, exchanging them for alliances; but what of its talent for depriving one of Paris? One might as well be spoused in San Francisco, can you stand it, as immured in legal bonds of our forging by the Seine. Mind you, I don't refer to matrimony's reputed sexual limits, threadbare, porous, plastic and fantastic as they are, when I think of its disproportionate return on invest-ment. I think of overpaying, a pleasure we all can understand. It is almost impossible to squander any resource amenable to it. Now, that is rare.

So there. Matrimony's arrogant conservation of energy isn't sexual, anymore (and what would have made that enviable?); it's a gas guzzler of the spirit of in-vention, itself, a playground for the wit to make it work. Nobody was ever so sentimental for the Bastille, I must say. Even the Crown was satisfied, and all good men dreaded it as intended. And so, my dear reader, it very much was.

So love was crowned, but music won the cause. I'll give you Bastille Day for matrimony, to wear it inside out, and let the prisons fall about us.

John Dryden

Alexander's Feast,

  Or the Power of Music

1697

Georg Frideric Händel

1736

Harry Christophers, director

The Sixteen

Collins, 1990©

Drawing, Ivan Terestchenko

Saturday commute lxxxiv: Delights of the choppy crossing

  Poor Elsa Maxwell: she had a nasty

  tumble towards the end of her en-

  terprising career. The world under-

  stood (through innumerable photo-

  graphs in the glossies) that she

  had a close relationship with the

  Windsors over several years, but

  then there came a tiff and the

  swishing aside of skirts. A recon-

  ciliation was brought about in mid-

  Atlantic during very bad weather.

  The Duchess invited her to a cock-

  tail party in the Windsor state-

  room. On arrival Maxwell attempted

  a deep curtsy, which unfortunately

  coincided with a roll of the ship.

  Maxwell tumbled over, clutching at

  the Windsor legs, which took errat-

  ic steps sideways. The cries of

  Wallis! Elsa! were muffled in the

  sound of crashing glass.

I take this reminiscence for 

the wise counsel that it is, 

against the folly of a rap-

prochement in relationships 

which have served their mu-

tually exploitive purposes. 

But this is early evening, 

and there's always room for 

an expedient exception to a 

rule, not to mention oppor-

tunity for new accident. Who

could incline to wither in

this perspective, just now? 

Alec Guinness

A Positively

  Final Appearance:

  A Journal, 1996-98

Penguin, 1999©