I'm ready for my close-up, Mr Ford

 If one were born a pig

 (not that it's a char-

 acter one could not as-

 pire to play), the mat-

 ter might seem to boil

 down to, Shall I go as

 a prosciutto, or capo-

 collo, on a casual day

 at work. But to be sure
 one qualifies, it's al-
 ways prudent first to
 ask, How ever shall I
 dress the part?