I don't recall the infantile crisis
of bed-wetting as especially conta-
gious, but then I wasn't collecting
statistics at the time, to alibi my
campaign for staying in the family.
As Virginia has come down with an
outbreak of blackface impetigo at
the highest levels of her govern-
ment, and a lawsuit gathers steam
against a bench-warmer, for imper-
sonating consensual sex, people be-
gin to remember how the sure-thing
for higher office was a klutz of a
plagiarist, a leading antagonist of
the degenerate President is a combat
veteran imposter, and another candid-
ate carries James Stewart's vertigin-
to the extreme of playing hers out
This has given rise to The Ralph
Northam Rule: Before we allow one
of the children to be excused to
go potty, we need to be sure not
to discriminate against others of
equal claim to mercy. Someone must
stay, so to speak, to hold the fort.
The Democratic Party had better be-
gin to find out if the people care
anymore if a politician is trust-
worthy, or if they should evacuate
a beautiful room they don't deserve.
The resistance is not a festschrift
for contrition, but for liberation.
If a Democrat isn't available, one
had better not try to be invented.
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