Tuesday, May 3, 2016

We've one less banana today

  Oh, come now. Misfortune
  doesn't befall a sports-
  man like our Ted. It en-
  riches his victim narra-
  tive. Hoosiers go to the
  polls today, open from 6
  to 6. And with their bal-
  lots there's one less ba-
  nana today. So, do. Sing.

Johann Sebastian Bach
Arioso on the Departure
  of his Beloved Brother
BWV 992
Wilhelm Kempff, piano
Oskar Dalsjo

Update 05/04, Borowitz

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